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Native Humor: Pow Wow Jokes and More Stick Figure Indian Cartoons

Is it pow wow season yet? In the meantime, Stick figure Indians and pow wow jokes...

Ok, It’s February, and aside from a few early-bird pow wow organizers, we know that pow wow season is still a few months away. We know that you have likely looked at your regalia a few times with longing, or perhaps listened to some of your drum group CDs with an ache in your heart and a glistening of your eyes.

Sometimes, sadly, we just have to wait it out.

So to bring a bit of cheer and hope, here are a few pow wow jokes and Stick Figure Indian cartoons embracing the pow wow theme. Enjoy if you can while we wait for warmer weather.

Q:How many pow wow emcee’s that start on time does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: As far as we know, there is no such thing, maybe there might be one in 2016!

Vincent Schilling

Q: What did the guy who doesn’t like Northern Cree say at the pow wow?

A: I find it hard to believe that someone is brave enough to admit that in public.

Vincent Schilling

Q: Why hasn’t President Obama returned to attend another Rez pow wow?

A: Too many people asked him to babysit when he was in Standing Rock.

Vincent Schilling

Q: If you go to a pow wow, what do you get when you cross your a grandma elder with a grandpa elder?

A: An elder who yells at you to to eat something, yells at you when you eat the frybread that was meant for them, asks you to give them a hug and then asks you to pull their finger.

Vincent Schilling

Vincent Schilling

Q: What happens if you don’t send in your pow wow information to ICTMN’s pow wow list at powwows@Ictmn.com?

A: You won’t get listed in the pow wow directory!

(Actually not a joke - See Related: Submit Your Pow Wow Events and Updates for ICTMN's 2016 Magazine! DEADLINE NOW)

Follow A&E, Sports and Pow Wow's Editor Vincent Schilling on Twitter - @VinceSchilling