Native Humor: Native Christmas Memes and Holiday Jokes
Vincent Schilling
We at Indian Country Today hope everyone is having a happy holiday season and is looking forward to spending time with family or friends or maybe you will be enjoying a long deserved day-off this Christmas.
Whatever the reason, here a selection of Native Christmas memes for the season that you may have seen before, but just like that dusty box of Christmas ornaments, letās bring them out again for a smile and a laugh holiday-style!
Merry Native Christmas and all the best in the upcoming New Year!
(All of the memeās were found on Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest.)
A lot of people donāt realize that Santa is part of a Northern drum.
Rez kids aint no joke Santa!
Yeah ā Frybread for Santa on the Rez
Rez tree?
Youād better watch those reindeer closely Santa!
Santa and Rudolph never had a chanceā¦
Presents will arrive on the 25th ⦠maybe.
No explanation needed.
Go Rez canoe!
This is a Christmas card we could all use.
Sorry Loren Anthony, itās only Nick Nolte
Go Rez Grandma!!!
Native Holiday Jokes
(Made up by Vincent Schilling ā Happy Holidays!)
Knock Knock on the Rez
Knock, Knock,
Whoās there?
Santa.
Santa? Youād better back upā¦I donāt know you bro. Leave the presents at the door and go away.
A missing reindeer
Why was Santa sad?
He visited the Rez, and no one gave him any Rudolph soup.
Snow Glow
Why did the snowman on the Rez glow so bright?
He was made of uranium-water snow.
Coal Snowman
What did the snowman say to the Indian?
Thanks for taking those two lumps of coal out of my face to start the campfire, but now Iām blind.
Indian gift
How can you be sure Steve Jobs wasnāt Native?
Your iPhone Christmas gift isnāt made out of beads.
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