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Grab a Can of Diet Racism, the Drink for Racists who Think They're Not

If you start sentences with "I'm not racist but..." or openly wonder why white people don't get a Heritage Month, here's the beverage for you.
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The folks at College Humor have come up with an advertisement aimed at people who'd never identify as out-and-out racists but do enjoy a bit of that sugary-sweet resentment and marginalization. Mmm, it's a temptation many find tough to resist, particularly those who were brought up gulping the stuff like it was water. Of course, nobody's in a rush to put on a Klan hood or grow a Hitler mustache, but just a little sip of watered down racism would sure hit the spot.

For those who start sentences with "I'm not racist but..." or openly wonder why white people don't get a Heritage Month, finally there's the perfect beverage: Diet Racism. It's the official beverage of a certain Diet-Racist Football Team, you know.