I have just read the article written by Steven Newcomb pretending to be George Washington and writing to George W. Bush. Sir, I have studied the life and accomplishments of George Washington. He was a great man, and you are no George Washington. The arrogance of presenting your words and your prejudices into thoughts and comments President Washington never would have said is as arrogant and pompous as one can be. Having half a scholar over for dinner to pass on his humor to others can be entertaining. Having half a scholar put his words into print leaves him to be taken only half seriously.
-Antonio B. Chavez